MonkeyClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Salad Fingers Episode 4]

I just want to marry all of you gorgeous taps

Something Salad Fingers is afraid of; truely that must be the scariest child ever.

["The Fall"]

Best cinematics I've ever seen on NG

Most stylish sir.

[Jupiter's Third Moon, Io]

SPYRO THE DRAGON

You are God's gift to nurses, you know that?

Strepitoso responds:

ILOVEYOU.

[Smile!]

Excellent

You can't submit stuff like this to Newgrounds, the population of this is site is about 90% complete idiot and about 95% of them have no knowledge of animation whatsoever. This was great, but I thought the ending somewhat ruined it. Also the fact that they were robots (were they?) ruined the sinisterness of it slightly methinks =\

[Code of the Ninja]

Well...

They weren't ninjas, they were just guys who happened to be wearing masks, and I don't approve of inaccurate representations of ninjas >=(
The graphics weren't particularly nice, but the animation was ok...hmmm, just failed to grab my attention really. Sorry =\

[Shao Forever]

Hmmmm

Well, quite nice art, definitely a nice style, but as far as animation goes, it was quite poor really. The little proper animation there was was very jerky, and when they were walking, their legs appeared to be spinning around. You have to remember a walk sequence consists of both a forward and backward movement of the legs. If there were a score for cinematography, that would have been a high one though =)

[(2004) make the ending]

ARAKJGAKG

NOT AN ORIGINAL IDEA AT ALL!!! AAAAAH YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL SO STUPID >=(

That said, this wasn't bad by any means, but it is very much over-rated (the reviews, not the score). This whole site is just a damn popularity contest and it makes me want to be sick >=(