MonkeyClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Metroids On Shrooms]

Roffel metroid owns

Message to the guy before I HATE YOU YOU RETARD! YOU GOT ALL THESE RETARD LITTLE KIDS ON THE ONE OF THE BEST FLASH SITES EVER YOU STUPID SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK POSESSED YOU TO DO THAT!!??! AND YOU SHOULDNT BE USING REVEIWS TO ADVERTISE YOUR SHIT, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARENT EVEN REVEIWING PROPERLY AND DIDNT EVEN WATCH THE DAMN MOVIE!! That said, good movie, twas very much crazy =P

[newgrounds the legend]

hahaha kewel

Gotta love that nightare before x-mas musack =D Im still not sure why clocks are considered as evil, I fail to see how clock movies are worse than those shitty stick man things but hey, its still good. If you really wanted to use clocks you shouldnt have put orange in seeing as he is one of the best animators on NG, you should have stuck with SBC and the other shitty clocks. The movie still owns my ass anyway =D

[The Void II]

Excellent

The best thing about this is the arrangment of it, the camera angles etc. were perfect, it gave the whole film a very cinematic feel to it. Excellent job.

It was also made slightly better by a breif appearence by me =D Im not sure if i survived though =(

[Dante vs Link (Part 3)]

I like

I have no idea what people are talking about the graphics being "lame" People on NG all seem to be tards who dont understand style and think that it should all be perfect. This isnt TV retards. The whole concept is kinda risky, since youre always going to get people reveiwing it badly coz theyre a major fan of either of the characters, which i think is a really pathetic reason to vote badly on something. The whole thing seemed to have quite a monkey islandish feel about it (or maybe its just me) I think it was just that Link reminded me of Guybrush, anyway, this is a good series, keep it up and dont listen to the faggot NGers, half of them are retarded.

[tribute to THE MATRIX]

Nice style

This would have worked very well as an intro to site or something, but i dont think it works particularly well on its own. You obviously have some artistic skill, and this is a good way of getting to know flash. Im not sure about submitting it to ng though =\ most of the people here are assholes who expect top quality cinema and have no sympathy or any idea on how to make a movie, dont listen to them theyre all just retarded.

superstrike responds:

thank you, thank you, thank you

this is about my first friendly review
it's obviously that you understand
how hard it is to make o nice movie with graphics AND have a story but remeber this is only my first flash but thanks anyway

[VampireHunter Ina 2]

Excellent graphics

but the animation seemed kinda rushed. The story is very well thought out, but it was kinda hard to tell what was going on because the animation jumped about quite alot. I personally think the first one was better made.

[#2 Olives Revenge !]

it was ok i spose

The helicopter looked like shite though. You know you really arent offending us at all if thats what youre trying to do, and you arent even the real OliveClock, hes way better at flash than you. Youre probably just some n00b who ran off crying because we said that Olive was already taken, cast out my ass.

[#1Can Clocks Swim?]

meh

Boring.
You were infact cast out because you were an asshole and noone liked you. And quit resubmitting these, they arent even very good.

[#3 Carrot Clocks Death]

it was ok i spose

At least this one was more immaginative than the shitty orange one, but it was still not very interesting. And as said before you dont cook cake in a pot! How retarded is that?! You really need to be more imaginitive.

[#4 Orange Clocks Death]

Not very funny or orrigonal

If you must kill the clocks, or anyone for that matter, just shooting them is boring as shit, do something creative, and you know its actually against the rules of newgrounds to resubmit a movie. If new people wanna watch it then theyll search for "clock death" or whatever and find it, you are NOT allowed to resubmit things, and this really really was NOT worth resubmitting (it wasnt really worth submitting in the first place, i can see there was a very little amount of effort and imagination put into this.)