MonkeyClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Knock Around short]

If it took you an hour it is not to be submitted

Most of my movies take me at least 2 days. Anything that you made in an hour is not going to get a decent score at all. And now for the review:
Holy shit! You managed to make something even easier to animate than a stick! A STICK WITH NO ARMS AND TWEENED LEGS WITH NO KNEES OH MY GOD!! Perhaps you should improve at least to the standards of the CC before you attempt to insult them.

[Black & White - TNEH]

I'm rating this on the quality of the movie

The fact that I like BW has nothing to do with the fact that this movie was just not up to standard and doesn't diserve the score it's getting. That said, you really don't diserve access to a computer if you can't cope with a game freezing up or your "hax0r" skills not working. Perhaps you should try dealing with it like normal people as opposed to wasting time on badly drawn movies with no animation to try and disguise your complaining.

[Battle for the Portal Pt1]

THIS is how you do 3D animation

All the sucky 3D stuff on NG where they just badly trace over premade cars has gradually brought me to hating 3D in Flash, but you have found a way to overcome that. By doing it ALL in 3D ^_^
Very, very nice.

[Secret Admirer : Foamy The Squirrel]

Wow I actually liked this one...

You must be doing something right because I usually hate your stuff. I think the Germaine and Foamy conversation thing is the main point which makes it better, the ones with just Foamy talking about stuff simply bore me.

[Harry meets Dumbledore]

Unfortunately

I don't find pointless swearing funny.

[Ani-Dragonball (newAnime)]

There was some very nice animation

but a very small amount of it. Alot of it was just boring tweens =\
Either way, I hate you because your typing makes me thing you are a retard, and I don't like retards. I do recognise that spinning necklace scene, but I don't think you stole it. That movie was much better animated (no offense, but that was a big professional movie). And "i do art clas" is not a reason to improve drawing skills. Drawing is a natural talent, you can only learn technique.

[dependency]

Very 3D for a non-3D movie =O

I'm guessing you used a photoshop pic for the face and then moved it right/left, rotated slightly and squished with a masked morphing head to make it appear to turn? I'll have to try that..

[Slaughter]

You sir

are an excellent frame by frame animator ^_^
I'm always too lazy to do any large amount of fbf, and seeing a movie almost entirely done with it makes me happy =)

Ballinthegroin responds:

You are very easy to please arent you
there is like two scenes with frame by frame animations in it.
whatever
thanks

[The Shinobi 2 PREVIEW]

Very nice

I like to see drunken boxing in a movie (because I do it myself ^_^) and you animated it very nicely. But generally shinobi are more into spying than assassination. Many people seem to think they are just ninjas =O

solidblur responds:

Ok...you seriously do drunken boxing?? If you do...then you are my personal hero...

Hey, I do capoeira, maybe we could fight some time?

[The George Bush Show 4]

Very nice

But that is the worst Blaire voice I've ever heard ^_^
It barely sounds english, and it sounds nothing at all like Tony. It's still great though.