MonkeyClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

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Silly Weaksauce

PearClock is a girl ^_^
Reasons to give this a 5:
The animation, story and humour are excellent.
But seriously, killing Olskoo, that was just wrong >=(
EVERYONE LOVES OLSKOO!!

[Madness Avenger]

Very nice

Hitchhiker references make me happy ^_^

[The Rebellion]

Nicly animated =)

But just to let you know, there is already a PotatoClock. You should register at clockcrew.net, you are obviously a talented person <3

BARMan responds:

heh I didnt know but oh well..I am potatoe man anyways =) hope the clocks dont mind me making a clock movie

[The Black Ninja # 2 -prev]

Well animated

But he's not really a ninja ^_^
Ninjas are more stealthy and they use lots of martial arts as well as swords and multiple other weapons (sais, throwing knives, washu waki, haduki waki, blow pipes, crossbows, just to name a few) I'd like to see you involve a wider variety of weapons, as well as a bit more hand to hand combat. These are some of the smoothest and most creative stick animations I've seen though <3

[Wade's Banning Spree]

<3

I love Wade ^_^

[Clock Killer Ep. 1]

Hehe

Funny how clocks can laugh at anti-clock movies, but anti-clocks get all stressy at clock movies hehehe.
Well, to be fair, this wasn't as good as most of the CC's current work (you've either been confused by stereotypes, or are one of the retards who can't bear to see anything that doesn't make sense "OMG THEYRE LIKE TALKING FROOT MY BRAIN HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!") because most of the CC's current work is well made and thought out. Anyway, that said. Graphics were pretty bad =\ The main character (I won't say clock killer because that's too much of a cliché to even be said) was pretty well drawn, but the clocks looked pretty bad. You had the clock voices, but they were all wrong. SBC has the normal voice, Pear is a girl, Orange is a guy, furthermore they were sucky quality, and you used that irritating PING noise which makes me want to tear out my brain to stop it burning. There wasn't much style to speak of, it was unoriginal, story and animation-wise (OMFG DELAYED SLASH HOW COOL IS THAT?!), there was very little violence, although I'm glad you didn't put proper blood like all the other anti-clock retards do. It was reasonably funny, but that was ruined by the unnecasary swearing. Swearing isn't funny to anyone over 9 with any decent sense of humour.
It's nice to see that some of you antis are managing to make some decent stuff, but to be fair, none of you are as good as most of the CC, and you're fighting a loosing battle. Noone with any authority on this site hates the CC, get up to date you crazy foo'.

[Sticks vs Clocks: Part 4]

Nice to see a decent story happening =)

I just thought I would take the oppurtunity to comment on the retardedness of the reveiwers. You are reveiwing the movie, that is in its quality of graphics, sound, and so on, not on whether you like or dislike any of the groups in it. "i h8 thos fukin cloks no1 fukin cars no blood this sux" is not an informative, intelligent reveiw, and we can do without those thankyou very much. I liked that you put in a decent story line rather than just OMG HERES SOME CLOCKS AND HERS SOME STICKS AND THEY LIKE FIGHT OMFDFG. Of course, story line is beyond the grasp of most of the retards that use this site.

Andy-Parker responds:

I was having the same sort of conversation with my 'adviser' Dark-Fitz, we came to the conclusion that 90% of the Newgrounds audience has an IQ of about 60. We were debating about what errors people would pick up on and which they wouldnt.
Although i did make a movie that was more for the intelegent type, the next one will be all fight.

[ANTI CLock!!!]

Ahahaha most unimaginitive deaths ever ^_^

OMG LIKE BOOM SPLAT WOW THATS SO CLEVER ^_^
It amuses me that the only people who don't like us are DBZ and sonic fanboys ahaha.
We love you anyway though, and you get an all 10 reveiw, just coz it's clock day ^_^

[Seinfeld: The Durian]

Best idea ever

I may have to copy this at some point...

[Jason vs. Sadako]

Great ^_^

But isn't she called Samora? =O

RadishAttack responds:

Not in the original, ass nugget! :D