MonkeyClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Clock High]

WWHOOOOOOOOO FIRST REAVEIW

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[Trailer: Saiyan Prince!]

It looks good

Although I wouldn't say this was a "new movie experience" it looks a hell of a lot like every other DBZ flash movie ever, but at least it's animated well. I'd just like to take the oppurtunity to laugh at the retarded DBZ loving reveiwers. If you'll notice, almost everyone who said they liked DBZ used shitty words like "phat" or SPOKD LYK THS LOL. And DBZ is not an anime, anime is drawn well, and doesn't involve constantly cross eyed people.
You also spelled saiyan wrong in the name, even I know that, and I don't even like the shitty show.

[Young Death ep.1]

It wasn't particularly funny

but that didn't matter because it had a great art and animation style and I loved how you used unusual sound effects and such =)

[Foamy's Rant : Foamy The Squirrel]

OMG!!

IT'S THAT SQUIRREL WOW! THAT SQUIRREL IS SOOOOO COOL LIEK LETS VOTE 5!! OMGF I KNOW IM GUNNA CALL ALL MY FREINDS AND GET THEM TO GANG VOTE IT!!! YAY!!!!!!

-Jonny M. (age 6)

[I COME IN PEACE]

=O

This deserved to get higher than me, as did Stamper's movie, but I think you will agree that those 2 sprite movies shouldn't have got higher than either this or Stamper. Confounded sprite movies >=( I'm getting tired of *insert popular videogame character here* vs *insert another popular videogame character here* movies.

[Sonic Vs. Ryu (TOAI3)]

Will you please stop gang voting.

Someone is gang voting 5 on this movie and gang blamming mine >=(
It's very annoying and unfair.

That said, this movie was pretty good, but I honestly can't stand sprites any more! Fine, you're trying to capture the game style, but they shouldn't get such great scores! You have done no art work on it. Although you may have corriographed it, we still shouldn't have to watch flash things with shitty 16 bit graphics >=(

Confounded sprite movies..gang voting indeed..

ParagonX9 responds:

Gang Voting??? What the heck are you talking about man? Bwh... Comeone man, don't make me laugh!

And Do you think that this was made in
1-2-3..??? Ripping sprites, resize them, editing some sprites, Recording all those sounds and songs, AND EVEN MAKING MY OWN MUSICTRACKS FOR IT, ETC... ETC....!!!!

[Counter Terrorism Unit]

Hmmm

Seems like a ripoff of madness combat to me ;)
Still, it was animated reasonably well, and you certainly have talent (although I don't aprove of not using walking animations) but I didn't think much of the violence. Bang! Oh no I'm dead and a small amount of blood is on the wall. Not exactly the most exciting thing I've ever seen. This is a good movie, but if you want to do something violent, make it involve ripping off peoples limbs and cutting them in half with swords {{{{}}}}

[The Pigeon Ambush]

Finally some imaginative violence ^_^

After seeing that stupid stick man jump off the cliff I thought we'd run out of that stuff {{{{}}}}

Dan545 responds:

The stick man jumped off the cliff?

Shit

Is there a funeral? You don't bring gifts to funerals do you?

[Neurotically Whored]

Hahahaha

Its worth watching it just to see the tablet OF DOOOOOMMM!!

[Z]

AHAHAHA LOOK AT THE RETARDS TRY TO FIGURE IT OUT!!

YOU FEWELS ARE TOO FEWELISH TO UNDERSTAND OUR FUCKED UP HUMOUR AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA